Shart

Shitting a dart

When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole

Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions

by dela lama January 26, 2023

Knowledge sharting

Offering unsolicited knowledge

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017

riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park

"i was riding the shart on my way home today"

by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021

Un shart

To un shart a shart

You better un shart that sharted shart that you sharted with your dirty sharter.

by Uπkπowπ January 24, 2022

Shart

The mathematical equation is:

shit + fart = shart

Dang! I just sharted BAD

by theguywhossmarterthanyousoshut November 29, 2020

Shart

A fart combined with shit

A:I shart edge

B:Disgusting creature

by Someone88934 January 7, 2023

French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.

Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus

by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025