shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf

by sonicfootlicker August 25, 2022

Shadowzz

a name for homosexual bottom gingers.

Get the fuck out of here fat fucking shadowzz

by vudpuk September 14, 2022

Shadowztf

Fat indian nigga who used to play minecraft and have a tiktok, 6ft width 5'6 length, disgusting hooligan ogre, sucked a pink dildo at 12 for fake minecraft currency.

I hate shadowztf fat ass!! | Omg same he's so weird.

by v9xo May 19, 2024

Shadowland

A place where people play this homo game called laser tag

Drew is the MASTER of Shadowland. Dan bows down to him. Brian too.

by toastercakes November 22, 2004

shadow-walker_

The coolest guy on Thewarcenter.com he pawns noobies for 100 gold every post!

Shadow-Walker_ roxxors my boxxors!

by Big-Lou June 6, 2004

shadowcyke

started as a runescape name,then he went on the PS2 forumns.Now he names all his accounts shadowcyke(except for the BOR forumns one,which ends with a "!").

shadowcyke is on my friend's list

by Sean Beaudette December 28, 2004

ShadowChocobo

1.) To be awesome, uber cool, l337, ect.

2.) Waffles.

3.) To act as if your where insane.

You are so l337, you couldn't possibly be anyone other then Chocobo herself!

by ShadowChocobo April 27, 2005