Secret sleeper

Someone who has consumed a large amount of alcohol and suddenly leaves the room or party to pass out without notice.

That Luther is always a secret sleeper, disappearing in the middle of the party.

by Modkrew16 December 28, 2013

Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.

by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023

Secret Salta

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!

- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.

by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017

Secret Skanker

Someone Who Skanks Secretly e.g.

Some Random Person That Nobody Knows The Skanks When People Are Not Looking

Some Random Person That Nobody Knows That Secret Skanks When People Are Not Looking This Is Called The Secret Skanker

by The Secret Skanker May 1, 2009

Arabian secrete cave entrance

When your partner lifts up your scrotum and proceeds to lick your butthole

Hey honey, can you give me an Arabian secrete cave entrance before bed?

by Xx_Sadboi_xX December 5, 2024

Secret Elevator

The Bradford college Secret Elevator that only a certain amount of people know about

Lets take the Secret Elevator

by gingerKing January 8, 2015

secret shoot

Noun, (SHE-CRET SHCUTE): A phrase that has many meanings, but we really don’t fucking know

friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!

by Sneezedonthebeat January 1, 2019