Sausage Dildo

When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.

Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!

by Vadlos February 29, 2016

tan sausage

A caucasian person's fingers.

Don't you point your tan sausages at me!

by jimmaydean May 25, 2011

sausage quest

A person actively seeking the company of numerous buff men.

John went to the gym earlier on a total sausage quest.

by J.P. Pennypacker January 17, 2008

Slinging the sausage

To apply penile organs to a willing recipient.

"Dude! He was totally slinging the sausage with that girl from the bar last night!"

by runner0128 March 04, 2015

Sausage Pocket

A slut/ whore. The word Sausage Pocket is a old english courseword often used to describe slags and whores.

1. He has a sausage in his pocket.
2. She is such a sausage pocket!
3. euw what a sausage pocket!

by Beavenhauser January 15, 2012

sausage fist

when a person has a large boner that is punched

if it is completely inverted it is known as a complete sausage fist

Jimmy was So hard when Karen walked by i HAD to sausage fist him

by ipe May 25, 2011

LATVIAN sausage

serious hot sausage export from latvia.

alternatively used as Yoda's LIghtsaber. a definite favourite with all the ladiEs.

sweat your yummy latvian sausage in an airtight lunch-box for 2 weeks. allowing for optimum hot sticky texture and aroma to develop.

now sit back, squeeze and enjoy!

B Rob: hey! that Latvian sausage isn't for you! isn't that a beotch!

heartbroken girl: why lead ME on then?

by naali'srare May 28, 2012