Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the rubber checkmug. A condom.
Person: I had sex last night with this girl who insisted we use an American rubber so I took it off at the last second
Person 2: that's fucking evil
Person 2: that's fucking evil
by Datboii2344 July 16, 2023
Get the American rubbermug. Definition 1: Cutting up the dance floor; grooving to the music; feeling the rhythm
Definition 2: watching your shoes disintegrate before your own eyes
Definition 2: watching your shoes disintegrate before your own eyes
Holy boobies Batman, did you see the way that Rob was shedding rubber on the dance floor tonight? He could put John Travolta to shame.
by Mr. Truth & Company  March 3, 2024
Get the Shedding Rubbermug. 1. I bought a rubber duck for my son.
2. Yo mate can you hand me over a rubber to erase my scribbles?
2. Yo mate can you hand me over a rubber to erase my scribbles?
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 28, 2025
Get the Rubbermug. You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025
Get the Caledonia Rubber Duckymug. by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025
Get the Rubber Ducky Methodmug. 