I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?
Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

When Jeremy couldn't decide which ice cream flavor to choose, he had the cashier pick a random one.
OR
Today a random mugged me!
OR
Today a random mugged me!
by BostBro September 19, 2021

When your friend who is also known as “cheap shot motherfucker” or “seagull”,
apparently throws a bag of random garbage in your face while in Manhattan.
apparently throws a bag of random garbage in your face while in Manhattan.
by Bripolar September 25, 2022

Owen…
by AuxiliaryOwen April 5, 2024

The Random Jerry Is A Chesse Selling, Madden Mobile Auction House God... Who Prefers Minnetonka SnowPlows By Non Other Then Steelers Nation.. And Is A All Around Dick... But His Filters Are Godly....
by I Love Getting SnowPlows From April 22, 2018

by sirskitten November 8, 2019

'Hey Random how's it going
by Randomsnz November 1, 2022
