Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors
Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors
Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
by StivesMoney July 10, 2020
Get the Phone AIDSmug. by Nonyaxx September 6, 2016
Get the phone penismug. by Pynapil September 16, 2009
Get the Chekin' the phonemug. /fōn/ /ˈkədlin/ (verb) aka Phone cuddlin' 1. of or related to phone cuddle. 2. act of having the phone next to you while talking to a recipient and falling asleep, which may occur in both professional or personal situation.
The act can be accidental or intentional. Prior warning of slumber should be vocalized if personal. Snoring may occur. Friendship/Relationship/Family should not take offense. Repeat if necessary.
Action in the Professional setting may have side affect of release from employment (Caution: face planting is imminent).
*Check your phone provider for possible overage charges.
The act can be accidental or intentional. Prior warning of slumber should be vocalized if personal. Snoring may occur. Friendship/Relationship/Family should not take offense. Repeat if necessary.
Action in the Professional setting may have side affect of release from employment (Caution: face planting is imminent).
*Check your phone provider for possible overage charges.
I love it when my girlfriend is phone cuddling with me as we have phone sex.
During a conference call, we heard our manager phone cuddling as the snoring was loud on the speaker phone.
During a conference call, we heard our manager phone cuddling as the snoring was loud on the speaker phone.
by Virgil S. January 13, 2015
Get the Phone cuddlingmug. by needsa newphone July 27, 2011
Get the phone plantmug. A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors:
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
by Tea Monster September 11, 2013
Get the Scuba Phonemug. Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?
Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.
Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.
Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.
Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.
by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018
Get the Phone-to-facemug.