October 23

make a move day! BITCH GO AT YOUR CRUSH, HE’S WAITIN’ FOR YOU

friend: “go kiss your crush!”
you: “okay!”
your crush: “why did you do that?” ;)
you: “because it’s October 23!”

by xxmads October 22, 2019

21 October

Fix a macdonalds ice cream machine day

-Yo Alex
-Sup bro
-Does the ice cream machine work today?
-no, oh sheat
-holdup it’s fix a macdonalds ice cream machine day
- 21 October??
-Ye

by Ilaisgod October 18, 2019

October 29

National “Lose Your Virginity” Day
So go getum champ

Me: Bruh, do you even know the occasion?
Her: What
Me: Look at Urban Dictionary under “October 29”
Her: I’m down

by I will abduct October 28, 2019

October 24

National abuse Laila day

Hey it’s October 24! National draw with sharpie on Laila day!

by 123:4562 October 24, 2019

October 18th

National dumb whore awareness day!!!

hey lucy, your a whore...but that's ok, we still love you anyways...WHORE!!!

even though somebody might be a whore, its ok but only on october 18th

by AbandonedCoochie469 October 17, 2019

October 17th

The one day a year where you can be gay without actually being gay

Damn Daniel that ass lookin nice

Uh that’s kinda gay

It’s ok its October 17th

by octipusboy October 15, 2019

October 22nd

National hold hands with your girlfriend for the first time! I know there are some shy middle schoolers who probably can’t even date yet. This is for you and your future girlfriend.

Jonathan: Hey Alexi...
Alexi: Yea what’s up
Jonathan: It’s October 22nd
Alexi: Oh yea give me your hand

by Slutman69 October 21, 2019