Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.

Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.

by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018

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The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018

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Now Defuct

Anything that Wei violenty objects to.

The Referral plan is now defuct

by sz? May 28, 2018

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skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.

"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018

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Clear now?

When a doctor/professor wants to know if you understood the gibberish he/she just said.

Warfarin blocks the intrinsic pathway, ok, are you getting my point?, clear now?

by FactorK December 19, 2017

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You know when a hillybilly momma from the backwoods of montdumbry alabamer gets mad 1. Because your stupid and 2 because she's pissed as all hail she's gotta get the mcfuck up to chase your chicken shit ass

Go to the store and get me a gottdamb double cheese burger with extra cheese and 1 burger. .. RIFFRICKEN Nowww! -Natey8

by Natey8 December 22, 2017

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