Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018

Clean my Cat

When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out

Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”

by KittyKeeper69 March 12, 2022

Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out

Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

by KingofWheat July 3, 2020

Clean up shop

Winning or making large sums of profit by making bets with friends or gambling.

In '85 I'd clean up shop betting on the Chicago Bears!

by Conkoosh February 15, 2023

Clean butt fart

The act of farting after freshly pooping and showering where there is less risk of stink.

Did you just fart?!??!

Don’t worry. It was a clean butt fart.

by Belward March 6, 2022

Clean nigga af

A clean ass mf

Seldy is the definition of a clean nigga af

by dcjfkby November 12, 2018

Clean-Aisle-Penile

The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.

"Attention all employees, we have a code Clean-Aisle-Penile located in the head."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole March 12, 2020