The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."
Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013
the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.
by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021
My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
alex turners love letter to alexa chung
alex turners love letter to alexa chung
by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021
This day takes place on December 26th, the day after Christmas! Christmas is a day of being with those you love, so the day after is for telling your best friends what you love about them day!
Hey bro, it's national tell your friend what you love about them day, so I thought i'd tell you how I love your sense of humor! Love ya, bro!
by why is every username in use December 26, 2019
“National Make fun of your friend for not knowing about Taco Bell Day”
“hey dude.. You ever heard of Taco Bell?”
“Wtf is a Taco Bell I’m not in the USA idiot”
“Its February 16th, You know what that means,”
“SHUN THE NON BELIVER”
“hey dude.. You ever heard of Taco Bell?”
“Wtf is a Taco Bell I’m not in the USA idiot”
“Its February 16th, You know what that means,”
“SHUN THE NON BELIVER”
by Ooga Booga goth boy January 3, 2021