Noun
(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)
Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.
(A. K. A Mama Kane, kellu)
Known by many to have low class humor, extremely weird tense fists, and spontaneous break downs whilst screeching from her white Prius “ I M S O R R Y” in her whitest white person voice because too many people are mistaking her as a mother of a whole child and three grown ass girls.
“ WHOMST the FUCK ate my Trader joe’s Pretzel?!” Said person 2
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.
“Calm down, You’re being a fucking kelly kanemitsu” said person 1
“.... shit.... fuck...” said the person 1, overwhelmed by self-realization too fucking tragic and real.
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Dan, Kellie is so hot
Yeah, that girl called her ugly out of jealousy
Oh shit, here comes MK
(PUNCH, PUNCH, KICK, SLAP)
Yeah, that girl called her ugly out of jealousy
Oh shit, here comes MK
(PUNCH, PUNCH, KICK, SLAP)
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