No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

by BigBlackCow July 08, 2020

july 11

july 11th is free slurpee day. So go get your free slurpee a from 7-11

bob: hey man today’s july 11 let’s go get our free slurpees!
jessi: aight

by lil.e.ramen November 02, 2019

July 27

July 27 national give someone your hoodie day

1:Mann I just gave this random girl my hoodie

2:why u do that?
1:ahh it's july 27 "give someone you hoodie day"

by Nyammmm July 26, 2021

July 1

The day of reckoning

Oh shit it’s July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019

July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022

july 1st

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷

July 1st is good

by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019

No Poop July

the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .

“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”

by tytyiscool20 July 09, 2020