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crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.
Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew
by DinglePipe August 1, 2017
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Jew Tame

A common discord status misspelling that often confuses people wether it is “Jew Time” or “Jew Tame.”
Hey Aria, its Jew Tame!!! Oh wait, you just misspelled Jew Time.
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The jew game

People gather around in a circle and start throwing money on the ground. The first one to pick up the money is deemed the jew. Other people can bully and harass the person for it.
Tony threw a 5 dollar bill on the floor. Alex couldn't resist and picked it up. Alex was the winner of the jew game and called a jew for the next month.
by Shackle meister April 8, 2019
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sweaty jew

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear
by reading book October 12, 2016
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hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.
“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”
by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018
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Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.
Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.
by titfink October 30, 2011
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Jesse Jew

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Person 1:you know jesse Jew

Person2:🤏🏿
by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022
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