Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Touch Grass

it is used when somebody jokes about going outside as a meme.

The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments

by T.S.G May 9, 2023

On the grass

Something that is below shit

TJ: Hey 2k, How’s my haircut?

2K: Bro it’s on the grass

by Swervooo June 1, 2018

Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside

You need to touch grass bro

by chayecharsi July 27, 2022

doves in a grass field

this is a metaphor for angels showing up for a funeral after one passes away the doves are meant to symbolize angels coming down to lift you to heaven and or afterlife

look theirs doves in a grass field getting ready to take them to the afterlife

by Robert G. Heath November 8, 2023

Grass burrito

Another term for joint.

Tommy let's light up this grass burrito.

by Demodogs May 30, 2017