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Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
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slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L
If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.
by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017
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prarie doggin' the closet

When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017
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tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017
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masons closet

The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.
If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet

Masons closet: Similar to Heaven
by Stupid rich April 17, 2017
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closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice
I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice
by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017
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Closet Fun

When 1 or 2 person involved in a relationship or sex, is secretly gay or other words ( In the closet )
Hey, I get you're not completely out of the closet.. but, since you told me ..maybe we can have a lil' closet fun ?
by Oka-Senpai July 1, 2017
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