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I love you but im not in love with you

You love the person and care deeply for them, but that spark is just not there anymore, you don't have sexual urges towards them any longer, You don't want to end the relationship because you love them so much but you know it is not the way things should be. You should be happy with every aspect or the relationship, and they ask you for a reason as to why you want to end things and all you can say is you will never be happy, you can't help how you feel, You love that person s much but you are no "in love" with them
by honeybunnyyyy October 3, 2010
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Fuck you like I love you

The intent to cause and/or the emotional reaction caused by having sex with so much apparent emotional and sexual connection from the other person, that it feels as if that person loves you, although this is not true and often admitted up front.
"He's only fucking you like he loves you. You guys are not dating. You're just having sex!"

"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."
by genji August 18, 2013
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I like you too but just as a friend

This means that u are in the friendzone, I'm sorry bro
Taylor: I think...I think I'm into you

Tom: I like you too but just as a friend
by sad little sock January 16, 2019
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I love you more than mostest

It's when you love someone more than they love you even though they used 'mostest'.
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'

P.S - the person reading this is on top
Person 1 : I love you

Person 2 : I love you more

Person 1 : I love you mostest!

Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then
by thewallispainted September 19, 2020
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I love you but I'm not in love with you

#1 "You.. You're breaking up with me?"
#2 "I love you but I'm not in love with you."
#1 "Oh, that's OK then."
by Flommus Tin January 1, 2009
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I hope you don't reproduce

A common response in a debate--usually on an online forum--when a person can't really refute their opponent's argument but wants to sound intelligent anyway.
Person A: "'The Wizard of Oz' is the greatest cinematic achievement of the 20th century."
Person B: "What a ridiculous thing to say! What about 'Star Wars?' 'The Breakfast Club?' Or 'The Matrix?'"
Person A: "'The Wizard of Oz' is more quotable, had better character and plot development, appealed to a larger audience and still dazzles fans with it's comparatively primitive special effects to this day."
Person B: "'The Wizard of Oz' sucks and I hope you don't reproduce, you have no business being a parent."
Person A: "I see. You must have developed your debate skills in an American public school. Nice."
by kevthenurse January 22, 2014
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I know you are, but what am I?

A retort with profound implications. Pee Wee's greatest contribution to youth culture.
Person A: You smell bad.

Person B: There's this thing about a small squirrel and how nobody loves you. Hi-ya! Now that's what I call a verbal bitch-slap.

Person A: I know you are, but what am I?

Person B: Haha what a complete fail of a a comeback. It's like, your face is all red, and you can't come up with a comeback.

Person A: It made no sense, but therein lies the point. The notion that one needs to respond with a rehearsed "comeback" is inane. Your squirrel-centric comeback was also inane; it failed to address your abhorrent smell, it seemed to mistake randomness for wit (really a squirrel?), and the mere fact that you would use it as an example of a verbal bitch-slap is laughable, as it lacks slap. It is quite slap-less. I respond to inanity with inanity.

Person B: Well, "your" still a faggot. And now I'm going to win this by blowing your mind with an ounce of inverse-Descartian drivel.

Person A: Nooooooooooooooo
by wrongontheinternet October 21, 2010
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