Kids who come from the suburbs with mommy & daddy's money to come live in urban areas. They usually where flannel button up shirts and they roll up their jeans so it doesn't get caught on their bikes that they roam the city with. They listen to "tight" music like Daft Punk and Circle takes the square; you can often find them paying for over priced used clothes.
by sickofyouskids October 15, 2007
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Those l33t netizens who find lulzy vids and discard them as "old" WAY before they hit the mainstream.
Can be found on 4Chan, Reddit, the seedy underbelly of teh interwebz...
Wouldn't be caught dead surfing the cheezburger network.
Those l33t netizens who find lulzy vids and discard them as "old" WAY before they hit the mainstream.
Can be found on 4Chan, Reddit, the seedy underbelly of teh interwebz...
Wouldn't be caught dead surfing the cheezburger network.
Your friend: "Hey! Check out this sweet video of a cat riding on a turtle. LOL. CUUUUUTE!"
You: "Yeah... I saw that like, 3 weeks ago. And cats are way over."
Your friend to your other friend: "Don't send anything to *your name*, Ever. She's a total Internet hipster and will make you feel like shit."
You: "Yeah... I saw that like, 3 weeks ago. And cats are way over."
Your friend to your other friend: "Don't send anything to *your name*, Ever. She's a total Internet hipster and will make you feel like shit."
by laurenonizzle November 16, 2011
Get the Internet Hipster mug.A hipster of the hip-hop persuasion. While following the hipster doctrines of apathy, a non-corporate lifestyle, and non-conformity, the hipster hopper often listens to rap, wears baggier clothes, and gold chains, most likely for purposes of irony.
by danny zuko January 13, 2009
Get the hipster hopper mug.A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
by APokedex October 22, 2011
Get the Meterosexual Hipster mug.A person who is sort of a hipster, but not entirely. As they do not meet the criteria of a hipster completely. They deny being a hipster, doesn't necessarily wear hipster clothing or fashion, tries to avoid mainstream music, but still does listen to some mainstream due to influence by friends. They could even not be aware of the existence of the term Hipster. Which makes them a Semi Hipster
A: Dude, you don't listen to mainstream crap, you're a hipster!
B: What?! No no no, but... Yeah, I'm kind of like a hipster, but I don't fit the criteria or descriptions of a hipster entirely, so I guess I'm a... Semi Hipster.
A: ...Fair enough.
B: What?! No no no, but... Yeah, I'm kind of like a hipster, but I don't fit the criteria or descriptions of a hipster entirely, so I guess I'm a... Semi Hipster.
A: ...Fair enough.
by bstrd525 November 16, 2011
Get the Semi Hipster mug.A man so hipster he defies explanation. He lives in Sweden. Owns vinyl and has a YouTube channel. Is considered hipster godliness because he was born wearing a denim jacket. His pet is a meth addicted duckling called Duckling. You should worship him.
by likeseriouslybro February 24, 2011
Get the Hipster God mug.The widely-held suspicion that hipsters either do not actually exist or are simply not nearly as numerous as we are led to believe. Based solely on the content of internet forums, blogs, humor websites, and even some mainstream media, one would think that hipsters are everywhere, when that is clearly not the case.
However, ask yourself this: Have you ever, in your entire life, met someone wearing thrift store clothing, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon, telling you that they listen to terrible music ironically and that everything is too mainstream?
I didn't think so.
However, ask yourself this: Have you ever, in your entire life, met someone wearing thrift store clothing, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon, telling you that they listen to terrible music ironically and that everything is too mainstream?
I didn't think so.
Joey: I just read yet another joke on Reddit about hipsters who do everything ironically, wear weird clothes, and only like music recommended by Pitchfork.
Thomas: It's not just Reddit obviously. There are tens of thousands of memes making fun of hipsters and nearly every website and forum has spent a lot of time making fun of them.
Me: Now that you mention it, have either of you ever met a hipster?
Joey: Well, I've seen some people drinking Pabst, and I know one guy who only likes indy music...
Thomas: I know some people who wear skinny jeans and I've met a guy who used the word "ironically incorrectly...
Me: But you've never met anyone who shares more than one or two of those hipster traits? You've never met anyone who you would actually describe as a hipster?
Thomas: I don't think I have...
Joey: I've only really seen hipsters described online or made fun of. I've never actually seen someone who fits the description in real life.
Me: Gentlemen, I think we've discovered the Hipster Myth.
Thomas: It's not just Reddit obviously. There are tens of thousands of memes making fun of hipsters and nearly every website and forum has spent a lot of time making fun of them.
Me: Now that you mention it, have either of you ever met a hipster?
Joey: Well, I've seen some people drinking Pabst, and I know one guy who only likes indy music...
Thomas: I know some people who wear skinny jeans and I've met a guy who used the word "ironically incorrectly...
Me: But you've never met anyone who shares more than one or two of those hipster traits? You've never met anyone who you would actually describe as a hipster?
Thomas: I don't think I have...
Joey: I've only really seen hipsters described online or made fun of. I've never actually seen someone who fits the description in real life.
Me: Gentlemen, I think we've discovered the Hipster Myth.
by Nevermetahipster July 24, 2012
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