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hipster kids

Kids who come from the suburbs with mommy & daddy's money to come live in urban areas. They usually where flannel button up shirts and they roll up their jeans so it doesn't get caught on their bikes that they roam the city with. They listen to "tight" music like Daft Punk and Circle takes the square; you can often find them paying for over priced used clothes.
I almost ran over those hipster kids on their bikes.
by sickofyouskids October 15, 2007
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Internet Hipster

Meme queens.

Those l33t netizens who find lulzy vids and discard them as "old" WAY before they hit the mainstream.

Can be found on 4Chan, Reddit, the seedy underbelly of teh interwebz...

Wouldn't be caught dead surfing the cheezburger network.
Your friend: "Hey! Check out this sweet video of a cat riding on a turtle. LOL. CUUUUUTE!"

You: "Yeah... I saw that like, 3 weeks ago. And cats are way over."

Your friend to your other friend: "Don't send anything to *your name*, Ever. She's a total Internet hipster and will make you feel like shit."
by laurenonizzle November 16, 2011
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hipster hopper

A hipster of the hip-hop persuasion. While following the hipster doctrines of apathy, a non-corporate lifestyle, and non-conformity, the hipster hopper often listens to rap, wears baggier clothes, and gold chains, most likely for purposes of irony.
1: "does that guy think he's flava flav?"
2: "no, he's just a hipster hopper"
by danny zuko January 13, 2009
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Meterosexual Hipster

A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
"What is that gay man dress like that?"
"Why that is a meterosexual hipster!"
by APokedex October 22, 2011
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Semi Hipster

A person who is sort of a hipster, but not entirely. As they do not meet the criteria of a hipster completely. They deny being a hipster, doesn't necessarily wear hipster clothing or fashion, tries to avoid mainstream music, but still does listen to some mainstream due to influence by friends. They could even not be aware of the existence of the term Hipster. Which makes them a Semi Hipster
A: Dude, you don't listen to mainstream crap, you're a hipster!
B: What?! No no no, but... Yeah, I'm kind of like a hipster, but I don't fit the criteria or descriptions of a hipster entirely, so I guess I'm a... Semi Hipster.
A: ...Fair enough.
by bstrd525 November 16, 2011
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Hipster God

A man so hipster he defies explanation. He lives in Sweden. Owns vinyl and has a YouTube channel. Is considered hipster godliness because he was born wearing a denim jacket. His pet is a meth addicted duckling called Duckling. You should worship him.
Jakob Pettersson is THE Hipster God

Pictureplane's Travis Egedy is also considered Hipster God.
by likeseriouslybro February 24, 2011
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Hipster Trap

A bear trap like apparatus, typically made from the wheel, gears and chain of a fixed gear bike. Bait inside the trap typically includes Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, American Spirit Cigarettes, American Apparel Clothing, Wide rimmed glasses, as well as other things that will draw in the hipster.
Person 1- Man I hate those fucking hipsters, I wish we could do something about them!
Person 2- You should make a Hipster Trap, just break up an old fixie, buy some PBR, and make a trip to american apparel.
by 1337... July 16, 2011
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