a person who dosen't use any lotion on their hands or anything, they just go around having crispy hands. when you try to dap them off you get a blister or just get cut by them because of their crispyyyy hands.
Glen- whadd up.
Ediide robinson- supp
*both*-dap
Glen- son what the fuck you gave me a fucken blister.
Eddie robinson- ayo my fault. i guess my hands are crispy.
Glen- son let me help you out, i got some lotion for you so you can soften thoes crispy hands of yours.
Eddie robinson- okayy
Glen- okay lets try this again.
*both*- dap
Glen- son what the fuckkk my hand is bleeding now..fuck you yo. your hands are too crispyy
Ediide robinson- supp
*both*-dap
Glen- son what the fuck you gave me a fucken blister.
Eddie robinson- ayo my fault. i guess my hands are crispy.
Glen- son let me help you out, i got some lotion for you so you can soften thoes crispy hands of yours.
Eddie robinson- okayy
Glen- okay lets try this again.
*both*- dap
Glen- son what the fuckkk my hand is bleeding now..fuck you yo. your hands are too crispyy
by gucciemaneeeeeeeeeee November 29, 2009
Get the crispy handsmug. When you and your friend hold hands and give a hand job together. with you and your friend using your hands, that you are holding.
by JJ Col December 31, 2011
Get the Helping Handmug. It's when a person who you think is your close friend goes behind your back and proceeds to tell the female your seeing a barrage of negativity about yourself in hopes to lure her away from you and into his "Hater Hands"
John: Hey I know that you have strong feelings for Matt but I just wanted to tell you that the other night I watched him get two phone numbers from a couple different girls.
Female: Wow what an asshole!
John: Here hop on the back of my vespa and I'll take you out for some frozen yogurt to cheer you up!
THE NEXT DAY
Female: Hey John told me what you've been up to and I don't appreciate you treating me like another notch on your belt!
Matt: Well I don't know what he said but don't believe him. The guy has the biggest pair of Hater Hands you'll ever encounter!
Female: Wow what an asshole!
John: Here hop on the back of my vespa and I'll take you out for some frozen yogurt to cheer you up!
THE NEXT DAY
Female: Hey John told me what you've been up to and I don't appreciate you treating me like another notch on your belt!
Matt: Well I don't know what he said but don't believe him. The guy has the biggest pair of Hater Hands you'll ever encounter!
by Dirty beanz the poet July 21, 2009
Get the Hater Handsmug. A weakness felt in the hands leaving one temporarly unable to make a tight fist or to unscrew a bottle top. This syndrome usually occures early in the morning or late at night(when one is sleepy).
by Lawrence T May 4, 2005
Get the sleepy handsmug. noun: 1. A guy who wacks off so much, it's like his hands are strumming a banjo.
2. an insult directed at a person who excessively masturbates.
adjective: a word to describe someone who wacks off a lot.
2. an insult directed at a person who excessively masturbates.
adjective: a word to describe someone who wacks off a lot.
Dude, Joe's been spankin' so much, now he's got the banjo hands.
(look there's Joe)
Hey, what's up Banjo Hands!
(look there's Joe)
Hey, what's up Banjo Hands!
by been 'jammin July 23, 2005
Get the banjo handsmug. 
Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
Friend: What happened with you and Julie?
"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead
" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead
" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
by DJBELLTOWER June 4, 2014
Get the hand dookermug.