Fruitcake

a fruitcake is someone that is either homosexual or acts oddly on a daily basis

Kyle, you are a fruitcake. You jump around all day like a tard.

by imafruitcake January 7, 2011

Fruitbat

A strange kid with huge ears that moves into your house possibly eats palm nuts

Dude...wtf did you just see that fruitbat?
Yeah it better not shit on my car

by Brob2389 August 14, 2011

fruit salad

A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.

Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.

by Antimyopia April 9, 2006

angry fruit salad

a gui that has too damn many bright colours

bill: bah look at that gui it looks like angry fruit salad
pill: ya its 2 colorful

by unusu-al September 12, 2003

Fruit

Someone who is doing something homosexual, idiotic, or flatout annoying.

Carlos: Wow, Brett just said "nice hair" to John.

Ruchir: wow, what a FRUIT!

by ruchirswag January 5, 2011

juji-fruit

An enthusiast or practitioner of groundfighting, as seen in martial arts like Brazilian Jujitsu or Koshen Judo; anyone caught up in the current MMA fad, which has a heavy jujutsu component. As groundfighting can involve hours of intimate grappling in close proximity with members of one's same sex, the term is intended as derogatory for those fighters who only know the game of grappling, and favor it above more practical fighting methods.

I had heard that Mark had started learning practical self defense, but when I found out he was enrolled in BJJ, I realized that he was just another juji-fruit.

by Forteverum February 19, 2010

Fail fruit

The lacking sibling.

oh my gosh Ben is the fail fruit of the family.

by Buzz McCallister December 12, 2010