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Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.
"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020
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Chris from south florida

Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel
Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida
by UHhUhUHuHuhuhuhUHUHhUH June 7, 2022
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Florida

Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca
"Damn, they got a hella lot of tattoos."
"Welcome to Florida."
by iaintajap November 10, 2019
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Florida Friday

When a group of male friends gather on a Friday to do PCP and then fight each other.
Paul: I’m not sure what we could do to celebrate your son’s first communion.
Brian: How about we get the gang together and have a Florida Friday?
by AK50_Update_When? June 1, 2021
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Florida

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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