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Eastern Michigan University Marching Band

The “Pride of the Peninsula”, The EMU marching band is currently in its 117th year and has a little under 200 members. The marching band performs at several functions around campus. The most notable though is at every home football game. Many hours of practice and hard work go into preparing each show, and over time the band begins to view each other as more than a group of people, they become a “band family”. The discipline and tradition that the marching band holds help them to put on a performance that represents Eastern Michigan in a really good light.
Presenting the "Pride of the Peninsula", the EMU marching band! - read by announcer as the band runs out of the tunnel at Eastern Michigan University's home football games. This is the Eastern Michigan University Marching Band.
by trumpet2010 January 6, 2012
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Snake Eater

pvt. Johnson: Man i'm such a little pussy, I wish I were a snake eater like Major Badass over there, he kicks some serious ass.
by Bilbo_Tbaggins April 13, 2016
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Pearl Necklace Eater

A guy who gives a woman or man a pearl necklace and then eats it.
Scared girl: Jesse did you just eat that pearl necklace

Jesse: Why as a matter of fact i did!

Scared girl: EWW get out you pearl necklace eater!!!
by mad stad the tad May 25, 2009
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Easter Finger

The desired result from inserting a finger into a female vagina durring her minstrel cycle on easter day. The finger(s) should be red and allowed to dry. Authentic Easter Fingers are made using actual female rabbits. The odds of getting an Easter Finger are rare and therefore highly desireable.
Ira got his Easter Finger and red wings on the same day.
by Antisapien April 11, 2010
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easter keister

When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise
Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.
by Dcmarvel nerd February 6, 2018
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Elternschmerz

The visceral pain felt by a child, even an adult child, when his or her parent says or does something that is extremely uncool, embarrassing, or otherwise objectionable.

The feeling is at times similar to embarrassment but also can imply regret or disagreement with the parent’s behavior.

From the Yiddish “eltern” meaning parents and the German “Schmerzen” meaning pain, literally “parent pain.”
Timothy felt a deep pang of elternschmerz when he learned that his mother was using the same password for all her online accounts.

Veronica was overcome by elternschmerz upon learning that her parents had called her college dean to request a new roommate for her.

Tarik’s elternschmerz was unbearable when his father requested steak in a vegan restaurant.
by Nominator March 1, 2021
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Space Eater

Any person that takes up more space than normal, either because they are big boned, a close talker, a pack rat, or just spreads out their ish over a wide area.
"...you might want to step a side, it looks like there is a space eater coming this way..."

or

"I hate having conversations with that dude, he is such a space eater."

or

"With such as small apartment, I had no choice but to break it off with that space eater."
by good burrito December 9, 2008
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