Evan

A smelly fucker , that has black hair , dandruff and shits himself ..

Probably shaves his pubes with a toothbrush

Gets sick upon himself and has fantasy’s of niggers sucking each other’s throbbing cocks

*Devan* : Your fucking smelly af

by NEGROFingers March 10, 2019

Evan

Evan. A total jackass. Will get to know you for a little while then later will block you on all social media. will make up excuses to not talk to you. PERIODT

Evan an asshole

by I think you know who I am October 2, 2019

Evan

Normally very selfish. Always on about planes. Hates vegans which is idiotic.

He must be an Evan.

by Frank 69 March 13, 2017

Evan

A GIANT FUCKING FAGGOT WITH AN OBSESSION FOR DICKS AND MR.SIMS

PUSSY ASS NIGGER EVAN

by Chinklovers69Jo May 10, 2017

Evan

Female version:
She's beautiful and knows it. She's kind but has a temper. She's a tomboy at heart but likes to dress up and look pretty. She's outgoing but can be shy when there is a big crowd. She is happy when she is able to make others happy.

"Evan is so quiet."
"Evan is loud and funny when you get to know her."

by KaraEvan December 21, 2016

Evan

Evan is a big paedophile who strokes little children and rapes them.

OMG ITS AN EVAN
I KNOW HES A BIG NONCE

by 1293833372 December 4, 2018

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!

by ChinaboyD April 26, 2011