by CaptainJJD November 26, 2017

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.
q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.
q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.
by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

*Thinking to self*: "Oohh that one video was awesome. Can't remember the title though... Guess I'll have to do some dumpster diving"
by Dumpster Diving September 27, 2021

An orifice or surface on which a male of the Human Race deposits his sperm onto or into repeatedly to claim as his own
by Cam3n2123 July 10, 2019

A phrase Manisha thought was cool in high school, but turns out was only in her head. It was intended to mean slut or cum dumpster.
by Hells Bells Nels October 11, 2011

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

A lady or gentleman or person who enjoys having cum inside or on them, It is usually a turn on for said person. They’re mostly feared by the incels.
by Capital duh August 28, 2019
