forever cum dumpster

A woman for whom you're going to marry who has an insatiable desire for you to bust your nut in at any possible moment you desire any way you please.

Dude...she's the one! My Forever Cum Dumpster

by Rockknob January 6, 2024

Cum dumpster

That one homie who real jizz worthy and you just wanna dump all your cum on him.

Yo Wesley’s a real cum dumpster lately

by I dont be smellin peepee August 17, 2022

Dumpster Boogie

The act of having mutual consented sex with someone you with no desire for a serious relationship.

We left the bar and went to my apartment to do the dumpster boogie. She wanted me to be her man, but I was like "Hell no, she just a dumpster boogie to me".

by Losdoslokos January 31, 2021

WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of something So Bad that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & Tammy Faye Bakker makeup!?!?"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021

dumpster fire

Dumpster fire is the main reason why we come to streams. That's it.

Okay... this stream is a total dumpster fire.

I like watching this dumpster fire!

I'm gonna create a dumpster fire.

by Rose the Theme Park Queen May 14, 2021

Upside down dumpster

This unique position requires one partner to place theirs legs parallel to the top of a medium upside down trash can, while he thrusts down into his partner. The partner, laying comfortably with their ass up into position. The trash can and the receivers torso should be approximately the same length for
Ideal leverage.

Last night, Armand slipped on a banana peal after we finished the upside down dumpster position. He forgot to empty the trash.

by Kevinbakescookies July 7, 2022

Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay

1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018