The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019

caden cook

Pushing him self to far has a great girlfriend. LOVES SUSHI. Biggest perv ever. He can be black but wight as helll

That guy is such a Caden cook

by Mr.thing March 28, 2019

cooking on the dole

A cooking show presented by Daniel Houston on YouTube.

"It's cooking on the dole, with me!" - Daniel Houston

by DankDexter421 March 30, 2019

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 17, 2019

cooking with bacon

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"

That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!

by lispytriz April 27, 2019

Krisanne Cooke

A pretty girl that deserves the world and needs to stop hating her self because she is so fucking UwU. Thanks for joining this ted talk

Hey krisanne cooke is a cutie but is a cute pain in the ass

by Coochie Hoe April 27, 2019