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birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
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Controller for Scale

This is ehat you use to help show the size of your penis while sending dick pics.
Show me your dick, don't forget controller for scale.
by apnv November 26, 2016
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Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021
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Control Freak

Sjaund, Sjaund is a control freak.
My name is Sjaund do what I say.

Sjaund is such a control freak.
by NotSpookySSkeleton August 7, 2022
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She’s Lost Control

Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she turned around and took me by the hand
And said, "I've lost control again"
And how I'll never know just why or understand
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she screamed out, kicking on her side, and said
"I've lost control again"
And seized up on the floor, I thought she'd die
She said, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again

She’s Lost Control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
That I had to phone her friend to state my case
And say she's lost control again
And she showed up all the errors and mistakes
And said, "I've lost control again"
And she expressed herself in many different ways
Until she lost control again
And walked upon the edge of no escape
And laughed, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She's lost control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
by Death Menace February 3, 2023
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Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)
Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020
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panty control

Wearing a thong all the time with no choice or excuses
Todd: Yo Becky wanna do panty control?
Becky: Hell ya baby
I honestly don't know the meaning of this word but somebody told me its this
by tashigi September 29, 2019
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