computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Computer Fat

The act of being extremely lazy whilst being on the computer, Viewing everything your friends try to show you as; annoying, an annoyance, or waste of time.

Guy 1)Dude check out this sweet video!

Guy 2)OMG! dude what do you want! I'm trying to watch the olympics. AKA Computer Fat.

by Silvel2 October 11, 2008

computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.

She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma August 31, 2012

Computer

A thingie that stores the information nobody shall ever see in your history.

I have to make sure nobody sees this computer!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

ant in the computer

A term used to describe someone who experienced something so amazing, that they feel like they can never experience it again, because it will never feel as good

"that food was so amazing, I feel like the ant in the computer"

by KurtisHere June 9, 2025