chode

its really not what you think it is. It all depends on the context of the word. YOU see. A chode is someone that is wider than they are tall. like a knome. the alternate deffinition of course the one you perverted people are looking to hear. Yes a short wobbly penis that is wider than it is long. that is usually laughed at be either A)your girlfriend or B)your girlfriends mom C)your girlfriends friends o ya and if this is you. sorry buddy.

dude did you see that chode walk accross the street.
wow i can't believe he wanted me to play with that chode like penis of his it was so small and wide.

by ishamel ali baba April 25, 2006

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.

Gary has a big fat chode.

by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003

Chode Syndrome

A disorder which results in a chode. The person will be bullied, called various chode insults, and get no pussy from girls unless they are fatties. It is caused by Chodeanesia

Look at that poor guy with chode syndrome. He'll turn out to be a fag.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

slap em with a chode

its pretty self explanitory...if you dont understand it you are probably being slapped with a chode as you are reading this.

if your boss is being a dick then slap em with a chode

by JAY JAY March 14, 2005

chode

a short and really wide cock

his chode wont fit in me

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

chodebusters

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.

"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

by Aids McMuffin January 8, 2009