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chicago teens

a chicago teen is the perfect type of teen the reason that they are not overly wealthy like new york, la or just regular suberban teens. chicago teens take the cta and publish ab it way too much but it’s the usual as for no one has the money or effort to get uber’s taxis or rides anywhere. girls love wearing those small backpacks and the drug dealers love wearing chrome backpacks. the true teen is usually a public school kid because those fuckin private school kids are overly obsessed with clout and like to buy their instagram followers. the public schoolers have their own idea of clout, however, and boys love to hu w girls for the clout or do anything at all to become “relevant”. the average chicago teen is also overly obsessed with lolla and chance the rapper. most chicago teens really know how to get popped by the cops by fucking up kids houses that don’t through ocs and throwing rocks through the window while they’re high or drunk. but to conclude, chicago teens are the fuckin best and they know how to party.
those chicago teens, they know how to party
by hiitsmeyou January 5, 2019
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Chicago Hot Dog

The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.
by Didaskalos January 24, 2021
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Chicago Bulls

One of the most iconic teams in the NBA and also very iconic for their standing out logo which is also used as a common favorite for clothing merchandise all over the world a lot of people can be seen rocking this logo even though they are not a fan of the Chicago bulls but it's basically a sports logo for style as well
by GoatedDynamite September 12, 2021
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Peanut Butter Chicana

An Bomb ass Mexican Chick 🇲🇽👩🏻👩🏻 🦱👩🏽👩🏽 🦱😘😛😍(in response to Puerto Rican Peacan )( Bomb ass women of Puerto Rican Descent)🇵🇷👩🏻 🦱👩🏽 🦱👩🏾 🦱
Damn that’s a fine Peanut Butter Chicana.😛💦
French Vanilla ( Bomb ass women of European Descent)🇫🇷👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽 🦱
Chocolate Deluxe( Bomb ass women of African Descent)🇿🇦🇲🇱🇳🇬(More places also)👩🏽 🦱👩🏾 🦱👩🏿 🦱
by $anBrooklyn$ay December 11, 2019
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pow chica pow wow

oleg goes pow chica pow wow with a chick
by omygod November 21, 2004
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Chicago Handjob

On a windy day drop your pants get an erection and either jackoff or get a handjob
"Dude it was so windy yesterday my girlfriend finally decided to give me a Chicago Handjob"
by Lavander Goons May 14, 2009
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Chicago Bears

A washed up overrated team with a horrible QB. They won't win the superbowl this year or any year in the near future. Chicago fans rant on about how good their defense is and how good in general the team is but in all honesty if you think the Bears are good you have down syndrome.
My 5 year old brother's football team is better than the Chicago Bears, and my 10 year old sister is a better QB than Grossman.
by xttN December 12, 2008
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