A sad and confused man who when justifying why ‘black is sexy’ says that widows are hotter than angels, thus perpetuating his weird sexual fantasises.
by LouisLittStan December 20, 2020
Get the Charles Bennettmug. Even though he may be a hoe, he’ll change for the right girl! he’s really goofy, funny, handsome, freaky, and every girl wants him, whether that be a side chick or not.
girl: hey charles, u look great today, i mean everyday i mean- *Charles interupts* charles: ssshh ik, thxs
by the written truth November 21, 2021
Get the Charlesmug. he always has an empty beer can outside his house everyday, he has a black mass on the top of his nose so beware it could be contagious
“did you see black nose charles?”
“yes i did i had to keep well away from him just in case he infected me with his black nosieness!”
“yes i did i had to keep well away from him just in case he infected me with his black nosieness!”
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
Get the black nose charlesmug. The dumbest sack of shit you can imagine. Usually a stupid retard with a micropenis the size of a lego stud. Can’t talk to girls and always looks for unsucked cock.
by Fuckyoucharlesyousuck December 11, 2019
Get the Charlesmug. Awesome, Fucking awesomest person the world, attractive, smart, loyal, best friend you can ever have, nice, friendly, funny, tech savy, every girl wants him, every guys wants to be him, the guy Chuck Norris won't fight, the guy Eminem won't rap the guy Barry Sanders won't race, gets what he wants, good musician, rich, damn sweet, best person to walk the Earth, legendary. Josh is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. Josh is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it.
by original16 November 23, 2021
Get the CHARLES JOSHUAmug. Simply defined as a Chucky floating inside a Larry, or otherwise a half smoked cigarette extinguished in a half drunk beer.
by Trent A July 31, 2006
Get the Sir Charlesmug. by HardCarbon November 24, 2021
Get the trava-charlesmug.