Carl Blackmon

A straight bhaddie that gives good top

Bro Carl Blackmon is the best

by Yzydhdhwjs January 18, 2022

Carl Andrew

He's the best at everything for he gives life to those who's alive but dead. He's the best example of Art. Art can make people feel a certain emotion. He's the best you could've wish for. He's a genuine and soft-hearted person. He's all things good put to a person. And he's great at all things he does. He treat himself like a burthen but everybody around him see him as a gift from God.

"I love you, Carl Andrew"
"I'm very proud at you, Carl Andrew"
"Don't be hard on urself, Carl Andrew"

by HEALSOISHANSOME!!!! July 17, 2022

carl-emil

A person who does the Slovakian Traffic Cone all the time with his mother and brother

Oh my god, this dude is such a Carl-Emil. He does all weird sorts of sexual acts all the time

by knejt123 April 26, 2017

Carl Emil

the definition of a Carl Emil is to get really drunk and run around naked while talking Arabic.

Oh look, he is doing a Carl Emil

by Flamingo pat September 25, 2017

Carl-Emil

Usually a very smol dick around 3 cm but he is still a lady magnet and fucks your mom

guy 1: Who is that guy with that smol dick?
guy 2: He must be an Carl-Emil

by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

carl-emil

sexy motherfucker

oh he's so Carl-Emil AKA oh he's so sexy

by SØØØSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS November 21, 2016