Canadian Goggles

The act of a male placing his ballsack on his girlfriend's eyes.

My girlfriend wanted to see better, so I gave her a pair of Canadian goggles.
My balls are so hairy, my girlfriend couldn't see through Canadian Goggles!

by RG Destroyer May 8, 2009

French-Canadian

Someone with a good sense of humour, an incredible talent for understanding. Usually speaks two or more languages.

He has to make people understand that French is important and it is not an assault against the ROC.

Wow! he is so French-Canadian, he's very nice

by Maevane March 5, 2011

canadas history

Canadas History is a process whereby a large group of historical items is inserted into an orifice over a time period of at least 42 hours. It has been said that many of Canada's politicians and schoolchildren are in fact quite well versed in Canada's History but students of American history know that to not be the case. Some might even say that in Canada the real history buffs do it in the butt.

She wanted the wheelbarrow but I was all like, bitch if you aren't going to do the dishes we're going to get Canadas History up in here - And by up in here I mean up in you.

by History buffs February 4, 2010

Canadian Chastity Belt

Denim underwear.

Nothing completes a Canadian Tuxedo like a Canadian Chastity Belt.

by canuks rule October 28, 2009

Canadian tar and feather

Same as the classic tar and feather but with Maple syrup instead of tar

For all his disrespect, Andrew got the good ol' canadian tar and feather

by kingof4string54 December 9, 2009

Canadian Blubberwhale

The Canadian Blubberwhale (similar to an Alabama Hotpocket) is a sexual act in which a man shits into a woman's fat fold, and then has sex with it. Another possible meaning is when the same as above occurs, but instead of having sex with a fatfold, a man then defecates into a condom, freezes it, and puts that into the fatfold (similar to an Alaskan Pipeline).

"Why does Beth smell like shit and cum?" "Oh, Bob gave her a good ol' Canadian Blubberwhale in her top fold."

by The Backspacer April 26, 2010

Canadian Clammer

An exotic sex move involving a vagina, maple syrup, and a Canadian. The Canadian fills the vagina with maple syrup and begins to perform missionary on the vagina. The Canadian then pulls out covered in maple syrup and forces the owner of the vagina to perform oral sex on him.

He gave you the Canadian Clammer, eh?

by Oceanizzle August 25, 2010