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Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years
by .hawx April 10, 2016
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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.
That dudes a piss bottle hoarder, won’t even fix his toilet!
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
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Bottle Caps Candy

A tart but slightly sweet taste to them, not wholly dissimilar to Smarties Candy Company's Smarties (Rockets outside the U.S.), SweeTarts or Runts, but with soda flavors and altered shapes.
Bottle Caps Candy contained a lemon-lime flavor instead of the current cherry flavor. There was also a time when Willy Wonka Co. made Fizzy Bottle Caps. These were similar to the original but contained ingredients to make them fizz when eaten, making them a bit more flavorful.
by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
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Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.
I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.
by Annatommy September 15, 2022
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water bottle

when they put the entire dick in the mouth and the say they can fit more so you cry
Dave: I'm very sad kitty gave me a water bottle
by anonymous February 21, 2025
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piss bottle

a term for the followers of Ben's shitty fall out boy meme acc murdered.by.petewentz. all of his amazing followers r piss bottles ever since Ben drank piss out of a bottle.
u follow murdered.by.petewentz? dude ur such a cool piss bottle
by ben stump March 22, 2020
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Spray Bottling

When you like a problematic/unlikable character in media and you need to find a way to still hold that character accountable so you spray them with a spray bottle like a dog.
“This character is so attractive but oh my god they are actually such a creep.”

*sigh*

“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”

*gets the spray bottle*

“Bad ___! Bad!”
by CupcakeHalø April 3, 2025
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