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Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years
by .hawx April 10, 2016
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throwing random water bottles

spontaneous random things done in front of a webcam.
do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!
by poet P July 1, 2009
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Bitch bottle

The Soda in the fridge that no one will drink and has been left there for weeks. Can be any soda, depending on the households preference.
Jimmy took the diet mountain dew out of the fridge, Tommy laughing when he saw he had. "Awww man! you took the bitch bottle!"
by Sovana YorkintheDorsh February 20, 2010
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Greatness in a bottle

Used to express excitement or in a complimentary way
Hey, did you see how he ran it in for the touchdown? That was greatness in a bottle!

Nothing wrong with her at all. Her performance was greatness in a bottle.
by kennie1 August 26, 2009
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gaytorade bottle

clear bottle used for weeing into when you are too lazy to visit the toilet.
if only i had a gaytorade bottle and didn't have to walk to the bathroom.
by master_ap September 23, 2011
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Bottle O' Scum

A small glass vessel filled to the top with bath scum.
I have a rather nice Bottle O' Scum.
by Noctus100 September 19, 2006
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Bottle skating

Where you lay out a load of empty 2 litre bottles in a row, place a skateboard with no wheels ontop, run and jump on it, and then roll along. It's bloody hard and can hurt like hell, but its pretty fun to do.
"Have you just been bottle skating?"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"
by Brentmeister May 22, 2005
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