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morgan the sea wench

a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.
i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!
by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoodle September 24, 2011
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At Sea Level Club

Similar to the mile high club in all ways except that this club is joined while on a cruise ship.
Wow the cruise was amazing; my girlfriend and I finally joined the at sea level club. This time we truly did move like the motion of the ocean!
by ynE October 9, 2008
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sea cow tail

The shape formed when big, white, unflattering underwear rides up high over a woman's mom jeans.
Check out the hot whale tail on that chick!

Oh, yeah? Check out the sea cow tail on her mom!
by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 14, 2008
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Land-Sea Cow

A "Woman" of Hideous size usually with facial hair, 2 or more pairs of boobs (back titties are acceptable) and an odor that could singe the hairs off a fly's ass.

Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.

Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
*done with an old "sea dog" voice*
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"

"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
by Explorerdude. August 20, 2011
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sea gull circle

A game involving two or more guys standing in a circle wanking into their hands. After beating off to completion the the spunk is then flung, or "Sea gulled" into the face of another participant.
Guy 1: Hey what are you up to tonight, you want to go to the bar?

Guy 2: No thanks buddy. I'm a little broke right now but I'm having some guys over for a sea gull circle. You down?

Guy 1: Sounds good bro. You're sooooo getting an eye full.
by kkshortbus December 11, 2010
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bionic sea horse

a sex move made up my dane cook. where you pick up you leg and move it back and forth. and you hold your head
"when you cheating on some one you do all the thinkg your partner would not do like the bionic sea horse" dane cook
by soupisgood08 June 21, 2009
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deep sea diver

it costs a deep sea diver to get in to see that film
by rattmolph August 29, 2006
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