april fools

the perfect time for urban dictionary.com to go rural

I went to urbandictionary.com on April 1st and at first I thought they'd decided to go rural. (seriously) Then I remembered the date...

by Jay April 2, 2004

april 7

The day where you sit in your bed and watch movies, because you realize you have no lover. :( Oh well maybe you will someone will love you tomorrow, April 8.

"How about may 16?" "Nahhh, that is an April 7th kind of day."

by Psychoscar May 5, 2017

april tool

a nozz who doesnt realized he is being fooled on april 1st

hey bro, my sister says she wants to give you dome.

really?

hell no you april tool

by thejuggernautbitch April 1, 2009

April 19

April 19 is "National Lose Your Virginity Day" So if you're not a virgin, go out and fuck someone. It doesn't matter who, just lose your virginity! (if you're from Alabama, you could ask your siblings 😉)

"Hey thot! Wanna fuck? I'm a virgin and it's April 19 which is National Lose Your Virginity Day. I need to grow some damn balls!"

by Big Dick Daddy 🍆 April 18, 2019

April 12

National give your bae head day

Boy:Give me head bae
Bae:ok
April 12 give bae head

by Drxko October 1, 2021

April 6

National I love you day. Today is the day where you say I love you to your friend, family or partner. You should also just spend time with them!

Jake: I love you Ashley
Ashley: Why are you saying this we are only friends
Jake: It's april 6 silly
Ashley: Ohhh. I love you too Jake!

by Eligamer929 March 25, 2021

April 29

is a day where you need to text/say to your crush that you like them.

me: heyyyyy, is april 29, you know what that’s mean
friend: ugh, fine.

friend: hey, I have something to tell you…I like you

by Soobin Dolphin April 21, 2022