Shrek

Your lookalike

Oi shrek!
I'M NOT SHREK.!
Well you're uglier than him that's for sure

by I.caused.911.yeet February 5, 2019

shrek

He picks up girls everywhere

oh yeah, im dating shrek.
no way me too

by iemontine April 12, 2022

Shrek

The most amazing and beautiful creature to ever exist. Hot. Sexy. Too perfect for this world. Also my future husband. Back off ladies he’s mine.

Female: Is that Shrek?
Me: Yeah back off hoe

by Donya Ren May 13, 2019

Shrek

donkey thanos mario

Shrek is a strong European green gremlin that lives in a swamp, he is often fighting with his pet donkey Thanos. For a hobby he likes to spank Mario.

by DatShrekGuy December 13, 2018

dragon-shrek

someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.

dragon-shrek thinks hes all that.

by stinawaditina September 18, 2022

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022

Shrek

Paintings ones self green then laying there body on top of another

Will you shrek me jimmy just one time before you go.

by Magic tiger May 2, 2020