by dylanjd1 February 25, 2009

The infamous philandering televangelist who loves to bombastically brag (i.e., "swagger") about how great he is and how much money/luxury (l.e., "swag") he possesses.
Between Jimmy Swaggert and Oral "Blowjob" Robberts, it's little wonder than Christianity as a whole is seen as just a money-making mega-conglomerated conspiracy.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018

Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🤦 ♂️😬
As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
by Squat Cobbler 187 January 29, 2023

by GeorgesBrackets January 17, 2022

My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.
My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

by Schwa24 December 22, 2018

some one who has a small penis
by vaporX60man March 11, 2009
