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gateway cat

A gateway cat is a cat that leads its owner to get multiple cats. It starts when someone adopts or buys a single cat. Eventually this person will get another cat to keep the original cat (the gateway cat) company or some other lame excuse. Before you know it, the individual has 40 something cats, is single, and appears on the show "Animal Hoarders".
Pam "I'd like to get a pet. Should I get a cat?"
Amy "NO! It isn't just a cat, it's a gateway cat. You can't have just one. Why don't you get a rabbit instead?"
by notacrazycatlady2 October 12, 2011
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Cat Toying

When a female crawls between the legs of her male sex partner and proceeds to lay on her back. While on her back she then continues to play with the male's scrotum in a simlar fashion to a cat playing with a toy.
*Also known as cougar toying when the 'toyer' is older than the 'toy' or as 'cat nipping' when teeth are used
Guy 1: Felicia is so kinky. Last night she was cat toying for like 2 hours straight. It was amazing!

Guy 2: She must get it from her mother. I heard she is like the Queen of Cougar Toying

Guy 1 : THREESOME TIME!
by Brown Sugar And Spice December 14, 2012
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cat bellies

A term of endearment for the sagging fat at the back of a person's arms (tricep area) that hangs and usually jiggles when one waves or moves their arm rapidly. It is termed from the unmistakable resemblance of the typical low-slung underbelly of a cat.
Oh goddness, my cat bellies are so jiggly today!

Person A: "What are you gunna work out today at the gym?"
Person B: "I think I'm gunna work on my cat bellies"
by Rissa513 July 29, 2011
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Pants Cat

Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.
"Hope that Pants Cat is a Sphynx and not a Himalayan."
by smAsho March 9, 2014
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Cat Fetish

When a man gets sexually aroused by seeing the existence of a cat. Usually, the cat is brown and pink with a nice long tail. The man jacks off with his good ol' buddies at their Christmas party to their ex's cat.
The black haired albino has a large Cat Fetish to his Ex's Mom's Cat. He can't be around the cat too long or he might do something to the woman.
by CatFetisher December 31, 2017
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vampire cat

A cat whose upper canines extend past its lips when its mouth is closed, so that the tips of the teeth are visible.
If you think that vampire cat looks dangerous with those fangs of his, just wait until he sinks them into your arm.
by bats :[ March 22, 2009
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squirrel-cat

In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"
"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
by Seeing Double November 10, 2013
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