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Patrick

my Patrick is a huge introvert who like anime and hentai, he is clearly gay but wont come out the closet. he has only had one girlfriend and is a 42 year old virgin. it is a bit sad but its pretty funny to us. we all call him a emo fish because he is infact a emo fish. he loves his mum in a homo way and has admitted to doing some gay things around her that i cannot say. he dabs on the daily and is code for weed ugly fat girl and snitching.
patrick is homo
by swaggerpimp November 25, 2018
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Patrick

A very loyal, amazing guy. Can always make you laugh and makes your bad days good and your boring days fun. He loves sports. He Has pretty eyes and a pretty face. Patrick is smart and funny, he can tell if you lie. He’s caring and polite and likes to have a good time. A+ boyfriend material
Finna marry Patrick
by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020
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Sant Patrick’s Day

My favorite holiday my birthday, Sant Patrick’s Day
Not Green Day
“Not Green Day, you meant Sant Patricks Day
by roadkillducky February 21, 2025
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Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
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Pull a Patrick

When you drink too much and subsequently shit and like yourself
by Xohoo October 9, 2020
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Patrick

Simply too good for this world. Patrick is the greatest person to have in your life. He is a true friend, who will care for you even if he isn't in a good state of mind. You will envy him for his humor, ambition, way of thinking, likable charisma, soothing aura and breathtaking looks. Patrick is really smart and can read people like a book, while never being naiv.
He is perfect in his own way. Looking in his eyes and holding his hands will make you feel so calm and comfortable, that you forget your surroundings. He will brighten any day with his presence. If you ever lose him, you will regret it the most. He always deserves to be Happy.
"Without Patrick my life wouldn't be as worth living."
by Doesen December 17, 2018
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Patrick

A gym rat red-head who enjoys getting gains and working on their image for those to see.
Yo, you remember Patrick?

Yeah that gym nut who basically lives in the gym? Who doesn't.
by FadeFromNA February 4, 2022
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