Youtube Paralysis 

The feeling that you get at 1.00 am, when anything on youtube, even the most terrible video ever, seems interesting/funny/awesome. Usually occurs after a long and tiring day full of stress and inner turmoil.

Joe: Man, I worked a 13 hour day at McBurgerland and my girlfriend broke up with me - then when I got home I had total youtube paralysis.

Harvey: How absolutely awful old chap. Shall I take it you shall be coming out to gain some pussay and/or booty this evening?

Youtube Paralysis by The midnight definer August 30, 2011

Youtube Poop 

Series of funny videos on the internet, they use sudden loud yet hilarious sounds and images, repetition and some offensive topics. They rely solely on editing a tv show or movie from its original state to make it more random or stupid, and therefore, more funny.

Hey squidward did you hea-
"THE BLOOD OF SATAN MOTHERFUCKER!"

"Random dubstep starts playing"

Guy: so that's a Youtube Poop...

Youtube Poop by Dr. John Swagger Smith February 9, 2014

YouTube syndrome 

The feeling of wanting to fast forward like in a you tube video but can not. Leading to bordom and feeling like you want to stop what you are doing. This happens most in live streams, watching friends do thing, playing board games, and other long uneventful activities.

I was watching foot ball and nothing was happening that's when YouTube syndrome kicked in.

YouTube syndrome by ArgonZoran March 4, 2017

Youtube Tourettes Syndrome 

Youtube Tourettes Syndrome is a relatively new disorder that has sprung up across social network websites recently...Those afflicted with this syndrome will incessantly post random youtube videos of crappy old songs one after another causing newsfeed constipation...At this time there is no known cure, you can only hide these users from your newsfeeds and hope that one day the symptoms will subside.

Chris "Fuck I had to scroll through five pages of (named changed to protect privacy) posting Pearl Jam & Beck Youtube videos"
Sabrina "Sounds like he must have Youtube Tourettes Syndrome"

Youtube Tourettes Syndrome by Worldfamouschris September 10, 2011

Youtube Kid

A kid that is in love with youtube. They make videos once a week and wear their favorite youtube top every single day. Also they have youtube socks.

Nerimon is a youtube kid because he makes videos and has youtube attire.

Youtube Kid by Breakfastathaleys February 23, 2009

Youtube Blue Balls 

When you are excited and have just sent your friend a great video and awaiting their online laughter, and they have already scene it.

You: Hey check this out it's this guy dressed up as an elderly woman talking about all these crazy muffins.

Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago.

You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls.

Youtube Blue Balls by maarryytt March 17, 2008

Youtube Suicide 

It means making a fool out of yourself or doing something terrible on the internet on your own intensions so that people will hate you forever.

Posting a video of you cursing at everyone (including the viewer) while showing you're face. Or in simple words, you want to be hated forever? well you post a video of yourself cursing at everyone or picking a fight whit a random stranger & then showing your face while you saiying you feel accomplished, while everyone will remember your face & will hate you forever. That is an example of " Youtube Suicide ".

Youtube Suicide by 00001234 November 5, 2012