Work Death

A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.

"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"

by Robthegreat November 10, 2021

County Work

A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.

Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?

That's how county work is done.

by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020

Both works

A phrase used by bisexual people, meaning that they are attracted to both men and women.

"Do you like men or women?"
"Um... both. Both works."

by bisexualcatwithlightsaber March 27, 2022

Rig Work

To lift consistently and work as hard as if you were an oil rig employee.

I saw Derek in the gym today putting in that rig work.

Damn, Carter has become jacked! He must have been putting in some serious Rig Work!

by Do_Logic November 28, 2018

Gas works

The Houses of Parliament in Westminster, London

Only used in London, often by taxicab drivers

If you get off at St James' station, it's only 10 minutes on your shank's pony to get to the gas works

by firereckless May 21, 2019

offsite working

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.

I am, offsite working today.

by itbchrissy November 8, 2017

Home work

something made to ruin the lives of people sent by the gods = Arceus or what not, homework is wort than freaking Arceus's judgement, this bad stuff was made for freakin jerks or smart nerds to rule the world, and this is like attack on titan, more like attack on homework and giving you a flippin sting in the face and paper cutting your head off.this is the worlds secret 8th sin(only for teachers who are mean or the best teachers in the world but have no choice) that is the end of the human race, it is the start of death and and human kind's leap into a buzzsaw. The GIF down below shows what i wanna do with my home work.(the briefcase is the home work)

(dont take this wayyyy too seriously it's just a joke and it's

what i think when i get home work, dont take this too far, p
romise?hope you do)

Example of how it's used in a sentence: (on a gravestone) death of Home work( suicided to end her misery) RIP (Girl's name)

by MilosealQ October 31, 2018