Bass Clarinet

NOT a saxophone!!

Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!

Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?

by Emmadilemma1305 March 20, 2019

Bass

Bass's are always sweet and super smart. He always tries to make someone happy and it always works. He is super tall and plays football. He is the boy-next-door type of guy and all of the guys are jealous of his amazing style. Did I mention he's super cute?

Girl 1: 'WOAH.... Look at Bass!'
Girl 2: 'I know right! He is so cute and sweet.'

by its ry <3 November 17, 2020

Drum&bass

Drum and bass

Koleca is the craziest drum&bass mofo out there
DnbMiguel the best!

by Mario.Maiden November 16, 2021

BASS BAE

-noun

1. One who experiences euphoria when listening to heavy bass.

2. A dope individual who spreads positive vibes

1. I am a total BASS BAE whenever I go to DJ Diesel's sets. His dubstep and trap mixes give me LIFEEE.

2. Rihanna is a total BASS BAE because her designs make women feel powerful and confident.

by Art Lean January 26, 2022

Big Mouth Bass

Only the best Ska band to hit the streets since the once who own the pumped up kicks. Elvis Presley couldn't hold a spoon to this group of Somalian Gods. It was once said that the bassist actually plays with an actual bass even though he has never been seen since he plays in a pool of swamp water when performing live.

Broseidon- Yeo bro is that Big Mouth Bass?!?!?!
Chuck Norris- By jove it is don't look them in the eyes or you may turn into a flounder.

by BigMouthBassFan#4 March 13, 2012

kentucky bass

A person or technically an asshole who acts like he/she is superior amongst other people but is really a fucking idiot who can't tell from fantasy to reality. They also think that being salty, mean, rude, or sassy is attractive but really it's just a jerk move and really unappealing.

You're such a Kentucky Bass.

That Kentucky Bass over there needs to grow up.

by FisherBishser July 30, 2017

Bass boomer

That thing in your car that makes bass

That bass boomer is really loud

by Bass boomer April 20, 2021