White water wedding

A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception

I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty

by bones_ May 6, 2025

wanker's wedding ring

A callus or blister that forms around the circumference of the foreskin as a result of excessive masturbation.

🎶 My dick had her calling me a king 🎶
🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
- My Dick by Mickey Avalon

by A Silly Cat February 22, 2026

Do you do weddings?

Used to ask "Will you marry me?" in the TikTok dialect

Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?

by peculiargoldfish August 10, 2025

Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.

"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!

by RideBigPony August 14, 2023

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025