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The Van Schwack Principle

The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant.

Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.

Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022
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Vincent van Goo

The act of someone with a micropenis having sex with one of another person's aural orifices
I did the Vincent van Goo last night and still haven't gotten my hearing back.

The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.
by AudenSnow May 27, 2019
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Jack Van Norton

A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.
He's such a jack van norton
by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018
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Rip Van Stinkle

A fart that your ass has been conjuring for days, weeks, possibly months. This is no ordinary fart. May have the capability of rendering you and others around you unconscious. God have mercy on the soul of the poor SOB standing nearby.
Jesus Christ Dave! I think you killed my cat with that Rip Van Stinkle!
by Ronald McDonald's Ex October 20, 2020
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Matthew Van Pelt

The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant
Man is that Matthew Van Pelt he makes me extremely hard
by Poopycock December 30, 2019
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Benjamin van Rhee

Benjamin van Rhee is a rare disease mostly found in South Africa. It happens when people eat to much cock.
Omg you have Benjamin van Rhee wtf ur disgusting
by Geile aap May 25, 2021
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Dizzy Van Winkle

rap name for Charlamagne Tha God
Dizzy Van Winkle made diss tracks against other celebs.
by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019
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