Ghetto Vampire

Someone who is emo, but also has bright colored hair.

“Bro I just saw this girl with bright pink hair in the hallway!”
“I but she was a Ghetto Vampire.”

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello February 28, 2014

Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone

Sheila: AHH MY EYE

John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye

by Izmo March 16, 2008

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually

"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."

by S*I** February 22, 2019

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022