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Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years
by .hawx April 10, 2016
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Bottle Caps Candy

A tart but slightly sweet taste to them, not wholly dissimilar to Smarties Candy Company's Smarties (Rockets outside the U.S.), SweeTarts or Runts, but with soda flavors and altered shapes.
Bottle Caps Candy contained a lemon-lime flavor instead of the current cherry flavor. There was also a time when Willy Wonka Co. made Fizzy Bottle Caps. These were similar to the original but contained ingredients to make them fizz when eaten, making them a bit more flavorful.
by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
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Bitch bottle

The Soda in the fridge that no one will drink and has been left there for weeks. Can be any soda, depending on the households preference.
Jimmy took the diet mountain dew out of the fridge, Tommy laughing when he saw he had. "Awww man! you took the bitch bottle!"
by Sovana YorkintheDorsh February 20, 2010
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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.
That dudes a piss bottle hoarder, won’t even fix his toilet!
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
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Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.
I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.
by Annatommy September 15, 2022
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meth bottle

a bottle full of meth that costs 32.6 dollars according to my dealer
mike: hey you got some meth
dealer: no but i have a meth bottle
by black donkey man November 1, 2021
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