clitical thinking

Clitical thinking is the analysis based purely on the individual's sexual desire, but no subjective observations of facts and evidence to form a judgment.
A: Yeah I was doing some clitical thinking when I called him up to come over. I was just so horny.
B: Yeah you may start doing some critical thinking rather than clitical.
by YumYum Joe January 20, 2023
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No but it’s a good thing the whore fucked a literal cripple because now if you improve yourself it’ll be because a whore fucked a deformed mongoloid and not because you want to improve yourself. It’s great! It’s fantastic even! That she rode his diseased cock. Phenomenal!
Hym “And there goes the butterfly effect thinking! I knew it was coming! Did I do this one already? No? Ok, I’ll explain. Here’s an example ‘It’s good that she screwed Rain man because then it lead you to do *blank*’ and, before she fucked the retard, a butterfly farted in Africa, which startled a rhino, which caused a stampede that traumatized the the guy who molested the retard, which led to the molestation, which led to the little girl touching that caused him to be sent to the group home in the first place! If that’s the case, by your own logic, it’s just splendifferous that he got molested because that leads to him getting his own sex cult! Hurray child molesters!!! Furthermore, for the *blank* to be ‘good’, I need to make it good. Manually. And I don’t necessarily need the outcome to be good. I’d even go as far as to say that YOU need the outcome to be good more than I do! I don’t even WANT the outcome to be good! I would much rather feed the whore some copper chef! So, why should I allow it? Open question. Why should I allow you to force me to make the outcome of something the YOU SIGN OFF ON and I DO NOT, good? What do I get? Robbed repeatedly? Good answer. Mocked and ridiculed? Awesome. You’re a master debater.”
by Hym Iam October 12, 2022
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Think Cheating

to ponder what it would be like to sleep with someone who isnt your significant other.
as i gazed into the persons facebook photos, i found myself think cheating
by cat6789 January 2, 2011
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Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.
Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...
by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016
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thinking spin

An often used gif on Discord.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: (thinking spin)
Admin: Stop using that
Guy 1: Hi admin
by $chrott11 June 9, 2018
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ye thinks

It's like methinks but for the other person.
"Me thinks you are going out tonight?"
"Ye thinks correctly! Indeed I am!"
by Tallguyty January 19, 2024
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