by kokichiswife January 12, 2021
Get the shartmug. Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
by raj13 January 14, 2023
Get the Shartmug. (N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
Get the Shart artmug. When someone on X is so triggered, they block someone, delete posts, and change their name after an exchange they've lost.
by Harry Brown and Earl August 4, 2025
Get the Three-Shart Finishmug. A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca
by es numero caca J March 9, 2023
Get the SHART toesmug. To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"
by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024
Get the POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGETmug. expel feces accidentally when breaking wind.
noun
an instance of accidentally expelling feces when breaking wind.
noun
an instance of accidentally expelling feces when breaking wind.
by lbkhfjbf;jbqe November 11, 2022
Get the shartmug.