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Smurf Puss

After a long holiday weekend the water level in the portable toilet is so high when she sits down the blue water stains her cooch.
Nancy didn't look before she sat down in the port-a-potty & now she has Smurf Puss!
by Timmers05 September 1, 2025
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Smurf

Someone who plays Counter Strike Global Offensive and is a really high rank but buys a account with a lower rank do destroy kids :)
Dude that kid one taped me hes such a SMURF
by Derpy Tinklepants October 7, 2016
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Papa Smurf

When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.
Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.
by Dr. Poopoo March 5, 2020
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Smurf Porn

The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).
Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?
by Dada Smurf April 18, 2018
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Will smurf

Will smurf is a smurf that look like Will Smith, it has the same facial features but has a body and a skin color like a smurf.
by Treydeez22r35 January 27, 2022
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Smurfed

When someone sings part of a song and it gets stuck in your head
Bitch you’ve been smurfed
by Deez nuttzzzzz March 15, 2018
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